🐶 Animal jokes for kids

From the farm to the jungle, these animals are here to make you laugh. Which one is your favorite?

1. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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   A gummy bear!

2. Why do fish live in salt water?

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   Because pepper makes them sneeze!

3. What do you call a pig that does karate?

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   A pork chop!

4. Why don't elephants use computers?

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   They're afraid of the mouse!

5. Where do cows go on Saturday night?

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   To the moo-vies!

6. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

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   A pie-thon!

7. Why are cats so good at video games?

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   Because they have nine lives!

8. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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   An investigator!

9. How do bees brush their hair?

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   With a honeycomb!

10. What is a cat's favorite color?

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    Purr-ple!

11. What do you call a sleeping bull?

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    A bulldozer!

12. Why did the owl invite all his friends over?

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    He didn't want to be owl by himself!