😂 Funny jokes for kids - short and clean

Short jokes that kids can read and tell on their own. Try one at dinner and watch everyone groan and giggle.

1. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

   😂 Punchline

   Because she was already stuffed!

2. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

   😂 Punchline

   A dino-snore!

3. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

   😂 Punchline

   Because she'll let it go!

4. What did one wall say to the other wall?

   😂 Punchline

   "I'll meet you at the corner!"

5. Why did the cookie go to the nurse?

   😂 Punchline

   Because it was feeling crummy!

6. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

   😂 Punchline

   A fsh!

7. What did the zero say to the eight?

   😂 Punchline

   "Nice belt!"

8. What do you call a train that sneezes?

   😂 Punchline

   Achoo-choo train!

9. Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

   😂 Punchline

   Don't cry, it's only a joke!

10. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?

    😂 Punchline

    Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

11. Why did the bicycle fall over?

    😂 Punchline

    Because it was two-tired!

12. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

    😂 Punchline

    A labracadabrador!