🔤 Puns for kids - funny wordplay jokes
Puns play with words that sound alike or mean two things. Say them out loud - that's when they work best.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
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It's impossible to put down!
What do you call a belt made of watches?
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A waist of time!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a bear with no ears?
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B!
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
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Because then it would be a foot!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
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Nothing - it just waved.
What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?
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A thesaurus!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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In case he got a hole in one!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
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"Stick with me and we'll go places!"
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
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Open-toad shoes!
Quick answers
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!