🚀 Space jokes for kids
Blast off with jokes about planets, stars, astronauts and aliens. 3, 2, 1... laugh!
How do you throw a party in space?
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You planet!
Why didn't the sun go to college?
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Because it already had a million degrees!
What did Mars say to Saturn?
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"Give me a ring sometime!"
Why did the cow go to outer space?
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To see the moooon!
What kind of music do planets like?
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Nep-tunes!
How does the moon cut its hair?
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Eclipse it!
What do you call a tick on the moon?
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A luna-tick!
Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?
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In their launch boxes!
What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
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The space bar!
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
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When it's full!
What holds the moon up in the sky?
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Moonbeams!
What did the alien say to the garden?
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"Take me to your weeder!"
Quick answers
How do you throw a party in space?
You planet!
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me a ring sometime!"
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What kind of music do planets like?
Nep-tunes!