🍕 Food jokes for kids - silly and clean
Snack on these food jokes before dinner. Warning: they are extra cheesy.
Why did the tomato turn red?
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Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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Nacho cheese!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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It wasn't peeling well!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
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It ran out of juice!
What do you call a fake noodle?
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An impasta!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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They'd crack each other up!
What kind of key opens a banana?
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A mon-key!
Why was the cucumber upset?
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Because it was in a pickle!
What does a nosy pepper do?
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It gets jalapeño business!
Why did the pie go to the dentist?
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It needed a filling!
How do you fix a broken pizza?
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With tomato paste!
What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
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An astro-nut!
Quick answers
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!