🩺 Doctor, doctor jokes for kids

"Doctor, doctor!" is one of the oldest jokes in English. One person is the patient, the other is the doctor - ready, go!

1. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

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   Well, pull yourself together!

2. Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a deck of cards!

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   Sit down, I'll deal with you later.

3. Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a moth!

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   Then why did you come here? "Well, your light was on!"

4. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible!

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   Who said that?

5. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bell!

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   Take this medicine, and if it doesn't help, give me a ring.

6. Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a bee!

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   Buzz off, I'm busy!

7. Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a spoon!

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   Sit over there and don't stir.

8. Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!

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   Next, please!

9. Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a goat!

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   How long have you felt like this? "Ever since I was a kid!"

10. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a sheep!

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    That's baaaad!

11. Doctor, doctor, I think I'm shrinking!

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    You'll just have to be a little patient.

12. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a piano!

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    Wait a moment while I make some notes.