🤪 Silly question jokes for kids

They sound like riddles, but the answers are just plain silly. Ask a friend and see if they can guess.

1. What's brown and sticky?

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   A stick!

2. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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   No idea! (No-eye deer!)

3. What's green and has wheels?

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   Grass. I lied about the wheels!

4. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

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   To get to the other slide!

5. What do you call a fly without wings?

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   A walk!

6. What's the best thing to put into a pie?

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   Your teeth!

7. What do you call a snowman in July?

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   A puddle!

8. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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   Open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door!

9. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

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   "Hi, bud!"

10. Why was six afraid of seven?

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    Because seven ate nine!

11. What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

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    Roberto!

12. What's red and smells like blue paint?

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    Red paint!